You need to change your mentality, shift your focus from things to God. Have value for God and for your life more than things! When you have the mentality of “God is good”, you will never stop dancing. What is the target you have set for this year that you have not achieved? If you were dead would you be talking about target? Go to the mortuary and ask the corpses there of their targets for the year. Don’t be shortsighted, stop murmuring! Thank God for the tremendous gift of life because life is the reason for things! If you don’t have life you won’t need things. If you didn’t have a body would you be talking about dress? Jesus said,“…Why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin…if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?” (Matt 6:28, 30).
Saturday, 6 June 2015
Friday, 5 June 2015
An Igbo engineer can't find
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside
'GET
TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a
great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has
become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"
1 word for igbo man.?
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside
'GET
TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a
great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has
become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"
1 word for igbo man.?
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