The President balls
Akpos went into the Bank of America to
deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the
president of the bank was summoned.
The president asked, "Sir, how did you come
upon such a large sum of money?"
Akpos replied, "I make bets."
Confused, the president asked, "What kind of bets?"
Akpos answered, "For instance, I can bet you
$25,000 that your balls are flat and not round."
After having serious thoughts on the issue, the
president, having excused himself and examined
his balls well to make sure they are round, decided
to agree to the Akpos's bet.
Akpos said he would have to feel the balls
himself to prove to him they are really square the
next day with a witness around.
The president said, "Since $25,000 is such a huge
sum, I guess I don't mind having you feel my balls
in the presence of a third party."
"Good" Akpos said, "see you tomorrow at
10am."
The next day at 10am, Akpos came to the
president's office with a well dressed man in suit
that looked a bit worried. The president zipped down
his pants and brought out his manhood. Akpos
grabbed the balls, caressed them for
several minutes.
The other man at this point was angry, banging his
fists on the wall, as well as his head, grumbling and
cursing.
The president looked at him, confused, then he
asked Akpos, "What is wrong with your
friend?"
Then Akpos replied, "Don't mind him, yesterday
I bet him a $100,000 that by 10am today, I will have
the Bank of America's president's balls in my
hands."